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Performance Approved by the Cat Boss T-Shirt

Performance Approved by the Cat Boss T-Shirt

Regular price $33.99 USD
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  • Worldwide shipping
  • Heavyweight cotton
  • Original artwork

Your cat didn’t ask for this review—they demanded it. Wear the badge of honor that proves you’ve passed the toughest performance inspection in the house. Whether you’re climbing the corporate ladder or just trying to get to the kitchen without a trip hazard, this tee lets everyone know who really signs your performance review.

  • Premium fabric: Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel that keeps you comfortable through all-day meetings and midday naps.
  • Viral-ready print: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing delivers crisp, long-lasting graphics that won’t crack, peel, or fade after repeated wear.
  • Perfect unisex fit: Classic crew-neck cut with a tailored silhouette that looks great on all body types—true to size with just the right amount of stretch.
  • Easy care: Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep your approval status looking fresh for years.
  • Color options: Available in a range of shades to match your cat’s favorite napping spot and your personal style.
  • Ethically made: Printed on demand and shipped with care—no overproduction, just purr-fection.

Stop chasing a raise you’ll never get—your feline overlord is the only review that matters. This shirt makes the purr-fect gift for cat parents, remote workers, and anyone who knows their boss has four legs and a tail. Add it to your cart today and finally get the approval you’ve earned.

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Materials and specs

  • Tees: Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
  • Hoodies: Gildan 18500 — cotton/polyester fleece blend, ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Unisex cut, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blanks sourced and printed in the United States

How your order is made

Nothing is pre-printed. Every piece is made after you order it, so we never sit on dead stock and you always get a fresh garment.

  • Printed with DTG/DTF — the ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it
  • Production takes 1–3 business days before your parcel ships
  • Delivery time on top of that depends on your destination

Print quality and care

Direct-to-garment printing keeps the graphic soft to the touch and stops it cracking or peeling the way heavy vinyl transfers do. Treat it right and it will outlast the trend:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
  • Do not iron directly over the print
  • Skip the bleach and fabric softener

About the artwork

Every graphic is drawn in-house at Kaizo Studio — cats with attitude, wandering samurai, quiet horror and neon-lit streets. We do not resell stock art or licensed characters, so the design on your shirt is not something you will find on a hundred other stores.

Sizing

Our garments run as a classic unisex fit. If you are between sizes or you like a roomier, oversized look, take the next size up.

Check the size chart on this page against a shirt you already own and love — measuring a garment you wear beats guessing from a table.